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- On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this
question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
- Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
- Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
- As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
- Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
- Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
- Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
- Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've
been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"
- From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop.
- After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
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