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Top 10 Dog Peeves About Humans
- Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!
- Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!
- Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose
walk is this anyway?
- Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it!
- Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your
stuff up when you're not home.
- The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo
-- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
- Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!
- Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't
quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
- Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?
- How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth,
you're just jealous.
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