If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza
Washington , DC

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?"...
it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81
West Virginia

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou
Baton Rouge , LO

Express Lane: Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's
Phoenix, AZ

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