Yo Mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

Yo Mama so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo Mama so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.

Yo Mama so stupid, if someone put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool she would drown.

Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo Mama so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.

Yo Mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo Mama so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo Mama so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs.

Yo Mama so short, you can see her feet on her driver license.

Yo Mama so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.

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